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Women who think they are empowered by watching shitty movies on Lifetime Professional Wrestling Fans Posted by mach5potato on Friday, October 3 2003 If you are over the age of 8 and still religiously watch professional wrestling you should die. Don't argue or try to justify yourself, just die. Method of execution: Bullet to the head (thus parting the mullet), self-inflicted. Do us all a favor and end it now, and do it before you breed. Anyone who's favorite movie is the Fast and the Furious Posted by Seeker on Friday, October 3 2003 No your huge exhaust pipe on your 1998 Honda Civic four-cylinder hatchback does not make it fast. Nor does it make you Vin Diesel. Nor is every red light in town a quarter mile drag strip. Method of execution: We drag race. Me in Bigfoot and you on a unicycle. You get a 10 second head start and there's only one lane. The Olsen Twins Posted by Vladimyr on Tuesday, October 7 2003 Young, hot, annoying, millionaires. ‘Nuff said. Method of execution: I can't bring myself to do it. Their careers will eventually implode and they will start smoking crack and doing porn, and this is the reason I continue on. If this does not occur by the time they reach 18, I hereby nominate myself to fuck them to death. Joan & Melissa Rivers Posted by Vladimyr on Thursday, October 23 2003 Joan Rivers and her reverse centaur (top half horse, bottom half woman) daughter Melissa: Needs no explanation, just death before they bring about the Apocalypse. Method of Execution: Bludgeoned to death with a red carpet filled with fashionable shoes. Linda Tripp, Taterhog Extraordinaire!! Posted by Vladimyr on Thursday, November 6 2003 This fucking ham faced hag just got awarded nearly $600,000 dollars from the federal government for being a nosy bitch and ratting out Slick Willy for getting a knob gobble and wetting his cigar. She somehow found what she did to be righting some great injustice? You look like a bag full of snacks, you disgusting Man Beast! Then you have the nerve to ask people to donate money to you and support your legal defense of your actions? Ugly and a complete bitch! Both very attractive qualities, Swamp Hag. Method of Execution: Janet “Hulk” Reno beats her to death with a tape recorder while taunting her with an assortment of Little Debbie snacks fit for a king! Home schooling parents Posted by mach5potato on Tuesday, December 2 2003 Let's see here. How can I make my child a socially inept serial killer? I know I will give them a distorted perception of reality by sheltering them and never exposing them to the real world. Well guess what? One day they are going to move out and then they are going to have to function out here in the real world. People are going to eat your precious children alive. Thanks, Mom and Dad! You’re the best! Method of Execution: Fatal beat-down by an entire high school football team and an entire cheerleading squad. You can have the accumulated beatings your unpopular, mutant children would have gotten. 
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