Posted by Vladimyr on Thursday, August 28 2003
Is this movie worth seeing? It's got Sir Sean Connery in it, doesn't it? Well, there's your answer, Numb Nuts.
Yeah, I've heard all the bad reviews. You know what I say to the movie critics out there? A resounding Fuck Off!! They aren't watching movies because they want to enjoy them and have a good time. They're looking for some special cinematic crap that most of us don't understand and don't care about. Fuck them. Fuck them right in the ear.
Bottom line is that the movie is a lot of fun. Put a spin on historical literary characters, get them all together and kick some major ass. How can you go wrong there? The movie has great action. Watching Mena Harker go apeshit and vamp out on some dudes made me hard. Sir Connery still pulls off kicking ass and looks good doing it at 73 years old. Not only is the man a Scot, but he's a Lord among men. All hail the Connery!!
Alan Moore, the creator of the LXG comic, is a genius writer. The man is fantastic, hands down. If you haven’t read any of the LXG comics, you're missing out. Go to your local comic book store and get some. If they don't have them, slap the geeks behind the counter and go somewhere else and get them. Now! I mean it. Stop fucking reading and go.....shit.
