Posted by Whorina on Wednesday, December 10 2003
From: ##### ####### <#######@#########.com> To: "Whorina" Subject: Whorina from a sista
Dear Whorina,
From one girl to another I want your opinion if this is something I should be ashamed of. When my boyfriend and I take a bath I like to suck the bath water into my vagina and squirt it at him when he stands up to soap himself. He thinks it's gross and disgusting and got really mad after I did it the first 8 or 9 times. But then again he won't go down on me unless I clean with febreeze first. I think he's just vagina-phobic. What do you think?
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Okay, Girl, we're gonna call you Sissy Spittingtwat. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your man, but I'd ditch that limp dick! You sure he's not a logjammer? He should be proud to have a woman who can suck and squirt like that. Oh, and I swing both ways, just so you know.
Tell you what I would do. I'd skip washing my snooch for a good couple of days. Get that man home, make him a good meal and get him in bed. Tie him up, blindfold him, get him real hot. Oh...wait...hard to type with one hand. Mmmmm. Okay, sorry. Get him all tied up then get up there and squat down on his face and plant your stank ass bacon cave right on his nose. If he gets pissed, he's probably gay, so stick a carrot up his ass and leave him there.
-W.
