Posted by mach5potato on Friday, December 12 2003
This Christmas season, like any here in America, people are flocking to the department stores to buy little plastic things they don’t need. You’ve got the dancing Santa, blinking Rudolph, and of course little baby Jesus in the manger. Besides the fact that this shit is highly flammable and serves no purpose, there is something you “Christians” are forgetting. Ever flip ol’ Santa over and look at his tag? “Made in China.” That’s right! Our commie neighbors to the east are making this shit. And what’s wrong with that? Oh nothing, besides the fact that Communist leaders in China can and have killed people they see as religious radicals. These people include Christian missionaries.
Keep pumping that money into the big red machine you non-thinking, buy now and ask later ass-cocks. You know who made that rappin’ Santa? Chang, the eight-year-old servant factory worker. But don’t worry, they give him band-aids so his little bleeding fingers won’t stain Mrs. Claus’s apron. Merry Christmas indeed.
Just how bad has it gotten? Well in 2002, China’s toy exports were around $9.9 billion (US dollars); yes, billion with a “b”. That equates to $29.41 per every US citizen. Alarmed? You should be! China currently has around 8,000 factories pumping out their toys. I would imagine it is next to impossible to find a toy that has not had at least one component made in China.
Didn’t America fight the Korean and Vietnam wars to stop the spread of Communism? So what happened? It’s ok now that they make stuff cheaper than we can. If I was a US veteran I would be infuriated at my country. Hell, I am enraged. What happened to our national scrotum? You think the people that died at the Alamo would go buy a sombrero? Would King George III be a Yankees fan? Fuck no! Then why the hell are we supporting these Commie zipper-heads? We as a nation have about a 3-year attention span. I’m ashamed of my country, especially the government. Death to China! Death to Communism!
Hey! What’s the big deal? You’re just a racist; you hate the Chinese. Well, yes I do. But that’s not the point here. China is still rushing to the aid of North Korea by providing supplies and troops to defend against current American aggressions. To this day they are North Korea’s most powerful allies. You may recall that North Korea is the country developing nuclear weapons to incinerate you and your family. I truly believe that China will eventually use their nuclear weapons against the US sometime in the future. And the funds from your Tickle Me Elmo helped to pay for the missile that will eventually land in your back yard.
But what can I do to stop this? First of all, shut up and think. Why do we need all this junk? What purpose does a tree pumped full of electricity serve? None! That’s right, all you have to do is stop buying this trash. Does the bible say “Thou must buyeth plastic commie trinkets to be a good man”? Hell no. If everyone just made a deal to give each other twenty bucks, it would all even out in the end. My twenty would cancel out your twenty and so on. Bam, no more commie trash!
The next step is to have some pride in your country. Placing the flag on your Honda is not patriotism. It is asinine. Don’t buy shit made by our Communist enemies. Our ancestors died so that we can be free. Not so we can sell out to the enemy. My Grandpa fought in WW2 in Japan and if he were alive today he would be appalled that this trash is being sold on US soil. More than appalled, he’d be disgraced and pissed. And he should be, this is bullshit. And yes, I know that China and Japan are two very different countries. But remember we still have troops in Japan, just to make sure the bastards don’t have enough military to strike us again (see Pearl Harbor).
So, in closing, grow some testicles. Quit buying shit because of the commercials. Don’t feel obligated to buy something for someone just because you “have to”. And most importantly, invest your money in American products. The money stays here, and most importantly, it does not go to the funding of the Chinese war machine.
Have a wonderful holiday, don’t drink and drive (I miss you Tre R.I.P.), and be with your family. That is what the holiday is about, right?
